10.31.2018

DEAR DARLA... Halloween 2018!


Happy Halloween from our very own Little Rascal!
Alfalfa Switzer

💕  MY AL-FALFA-NATOR  💕


"You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime."
"Quick! What's the number for 911?"
"Alfalfa, this is a side of you I've never seen before!"

"Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and syntax. I simply choose not to employ them"
"I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception!"


"I'm not ashamed of you, Darla. I'm proud of you.. I just don't want anyone to see you!"

"we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar hey hey hey hey"


-Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"-


"Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?!"


DEAR DARLA,
I HATE YOUR STINKING GUTS.
YOU MAKE ME VOMIT.
YOU'RE THE SCUM BETWEEN MY TOES!
LOVE,
ALFALFA


YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFULLLL (HICCUP) TO MEEE



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