Happy Halloween from our very own Little Rascal!
Alfalfa Switzer
💕 MY AL-FALFA-NATOR 💕
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| "You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime." |
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| "Quick! What's the number for 911?" |
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| "Alfalfa, this is a side of you I've never seen before!" |
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| "Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and syntax. I simply choose not to employ them" |
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| "I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception!" |
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| "I'm not ashamed of you, Darla. I'm proud of you.. I just don't want anyone to see you!" |
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| "we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar hey hey hey hey" |
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| -Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"- |
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| "Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?!" |
DEAR DARLA,
I HATE YOUR STINKING GUTS.
YOU MAKE ME VOMIT.
YOU'RE THE SCUM BETWEEN MY TOES!
LOVE,
ALFALFA
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFULLLL (HICCUP) TO MEEE
